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Master Of Masterism

by Negative Titty

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This is a song about clipping nails Doing all those things This is a song about clipping nails Doing everything Makin' 'em shorter Making 'em longer Making 'em shorter All the time This is a song about clipping nails Doing everything This is a song about flippin' tails Flipping all night long Makin' 'em longer Makin' 'em shorter Makin' 'em longer Makin' 'em shorter Makin' 'em longer
2.
Break it down now Break it down now now Break it up Break it down You got a little cock, you got a little mom I don't even care about your song You should look at your bum Cause it's kinda hairy as fuck I just want you to pet your pet I don't know what the fuck i just said
3.
Jim Carey 02:08
I don't know how far I'll go in life (Shit man, What am I doing? Shit) I just want you to know that I want to die Lick my pussy (Shit if you insist) (You're like the new Frank Zappa, man) (Shit, he is, man) Sometimes I go down to the city and I go down I touch my dick in public I touch my dick in public Break it down now Break it down now Breaking it down Break it down now, do you? Break it? Breaking it down, man? You know how to break it down? Breaking it down, breaking it down down Breaking it down, breaking it down down Break my dick, break my dick Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Breaking it down Cock and blowjob (残酷な天使のように ) Breaking my dick Jazz Dum dum dum dum dum dum (Oooh) (We are all together) Bring a mop, bring a pussy for this wet ass bucket But then, something's wrong There's some whores in this house ARG! (Jesus when we die, we will see your hearts) (I'm gonna fuck this bitch) (When we die, we will live forever, Jesus, we will live forever) (The entire continent of Sweden, it's a country! It's a country! It's a... Cunt.. try) (Today we sat down in front of my plague, he touched my knee)
4.
Hey baby girl Look at me in my marble(y) little eye (YEAH""!) Let me tell you a little secret about me... I don't sleep Without my shoes on (I don't sleep without my shoes on) That's a crazy fact about me They call me the ''Shoe-taker'' Cause I take shoes at night I take the shoes at night I drink juice at night I need food at night Sometimes I think about my toes! Thank you, thank you What's up with women and all the things that they do, I mean, really? What's going on? You guys gotta get your own show Stop stealing the spotlight Get outta this country Get outta this country right now I'm gonna tell your mother, what you've done, All the things on Instagram (Ooh baby, give 'em the doggone clap If you suck my pussy, baby I'll suck your dick I'll do it to you honey, hell I'll make you shit Ooh baby, give 'em the doggone clap Cause I can do it to you honey, until the cows come home)
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Fellatio 02:11
Ooh aah ooh aah ooh Fellatio can be sexually arousing to both participants (Baby girl) and may lead to orgasm (I love you) Most countries do not have laws banning the practice of Fellatio (Let me get a little taste of that ice cream) Cock and balls torture, penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. Most countries do not have laws banning the practice of fellatio, though some cultures may consider it taboo. People may also refrain from engaging in fellatio due to personal preference, (Roo too too, roo too too, i'm a printer, i'm a printer) Negative feelings, or sexual inhibitions. Commonly, people do not view oral se- Girl you tried Girl you tried to hide But I want you to suck inside Your blowjob Your blowjob is killing me so I'll see you in court Your blowjob is killing me so I'll see you in court If you try to hide I wanna kill you Feel you from the inside I wanna fuck you till the cows come home I'm a bitch from Baltimore I'm a bitch from Baltimore I'm a bitch from Baltimore And I try to be a sailor But I couldn't sail this dick And I want you to feel it Deep inside my clit But my clit was too small and my printer was gone Out of ink
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Shrimp 03:03
Let's go on a date You and me baby Let us suck some shrimp (What?) The deep, deep feeling of pain in the legs And my heart, baby's aching for you You've got an ass like an alligator Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Yeah my heart keeps singin' and ringin' the blues And I've lost somebody else's shoes And I don't know if it'll be okay (Absolutely not) (It will not be okay) If I say is a date okay (No, man) And I wanna suck some shrimp with you, babe Let's go on a date You and me baby Let us suck some shrimp The deep, deep feeling of pain in the legs Let's go on a date, you and me baby Let us suck some shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp (There are many variations in the ways different types of shrimp look and behave. Even within the core group of caridean shrimp, the small delicate Pederson's shrimp) shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp Shrimp are characterized big asymmetrical claws Shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp Hello I am drinking wine tonight (Hello) How are you doing? It's at night It's 3am, I'm feeling like a, like a real master of, of.. Masterism (A real master of masterism?) I don't know how far I'll go in life (Let's go on a date, you and me, baby) I just want you to know that I want to die This wine is great, I bought it to make Lasagna but now I'm just drinking it I'm not an alcoholic, I promise (Lick my pussy) I drink wine, like... once a month That's a lie lie lie That's a lie lie lie (Zimbabwe) But I couldn't be a sailor, yeah And I want it to be
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Panties 02:10
Baby, your dick is hangin' out of your panties So maybe lick on this gravy I've got plenty ravens In my cage, oh baby Baby the little bodies in my ass are tightening the hole You gotta get that rope to pull it out I've got plenty little holes in my leg hole I'm gonna play Minecraft with my little friend from Germany I've got spunk from them hairs I'm a bitch from Baltimore Baby You dick is hanging out of your panties (Woo) I see that face lookin' like mayonnaise (Woo) I wanna taste/eat that mayonnaise (Green) Oh baby Baby my green thumb is stuck on your nose And I don't know how to control it I gotta get that green red, pull it out (Yesterday, my mother told me about the concept of sex, I thought it was disgusting, so I turned away) I've got many microwave on my red farm I'm gonna play food with my green friend, Mason Whom I've met at in the charge of the wisdom teeth There's a word to the wisdom tooth out there It's green and it looks like a... machine? (I'm a printer, I'm a printer, I'm a printer)
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Room 446 02:12
Big pussy piss in the sky of red I wanna sit in your pussy bed Big pussy piss in the sky of green I wanna see your great machine Lick my pussy, lick my pussy Lick lick lick lick lick my pussy Ah you Big pussy in the sky machine (Living) Let me see that pussy clean (Crustation) Let me be your pussy cat I wanna sit on your pussy bed (I don't know what I'll do) Lick my pussy, lick my pussy (with your situation) Lick lick lick lick lick lick ick lick lick lick ick lick lick lick ick lick lick lick ick lick lick lick ick lick lick lick (You're like the new Frank Zappa, man) Lick that pussy 446, I wanna be that I wanna be your big ass dick, suck me Tom's got an eyelash in his eye, eyelash in his eye Tom's got an eyelash in his eye, eyelash in his eye I've got an eyelash in my eye, yeah I've got an eyelash in my eye, yeah I've got an eyelash in my eye, yeah (Ah) Big pussy piss in the sky of red Jazz I wanna sit in your pussy bed Jazz Big pussy green in the sky of Machine (Machine) Jazz (Jazz, dude) Jazz Jazz Jazz (Baby mama) Jazz There's some eyelashes in your eye
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Titolies 03:16
Damn that bitch just straight up shaking her ass She's just straight up shaking her ass She's just, straight up shaking her Ass She's just shaking her ass (Why does it fit so well?) (I'm a storyteller, man) Ass ass ass de dass Ass ass ass de dass (Damn that bitch is straight up going downstairs) (She's going downstairs, eeh) Titty titty bang, oh! That's too quiet This is a sound of my penis hitting your face This is the sound of my titty in your race (The human race) Green green green green Red red red red Green green green green Blue blue blue blue Rragi? Rragi? Rra- Titty titty titty titty titty Titty titty dee dee dee dee Like, to be born as someone that fuckin sucks at everything But this thing, you can't find a job and it's like ''Hey man, fuck you, dude'' ''I suck at everything, I hate myself, I hate that I am this way, it sucks'' Damn that bitch is going downstairs She's going downstairs She's gonna open up that fridge She's gonna eat that And you just wanna be someone else really bad You wanna be someone who doesn't have any interest in artistic expression Someone who can just work a normal fuckin job Someone who can just work a 9-5 and be happy And it can just, you know Drink a beer in a bar and be fine, you know Let that be their fuckin... expression But for someone who doesn't need to reach that top of the pyramid You know, of self expression And, uh... I-it just, it's, it's... but then, again. You can't change it That's the worst part of earth Is you can't change anything You're powerless You carry no impact And it... it just really sucks And you know, sometimes Maybe it's... maybe it'll feel better to just get drunk and forget about everything And maybe that's just the truth Maybe sometimes you just need to fuckin' die, you know... For a couple hours to just feel something again afterwards.
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The Pain 01:07
The pain in my ass Is More Than I expected My ass is in pain and I don't wanna go down to your heart The pain in my dick I'm cumming Oh suck my balls Oh suck my balls, yeah Relieve the pain Relieve the pain, yeah I like when you suck my balls Suck my balls, yeah.
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Baby girl, you look like someone who's been out For a long time Baby, baby you look like a fruit Cannibal So come to my cannibal house Where I cook Myself As a grand ol' dessert Grand ol' dessert Grand ol' dessert
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Homo Sexual 03:26
I'm sittin' in my house and I'm trapped and captured Got a little ketchup bottle in a rapture I don't know what to capture with my camera It's blue and it's green All the little captures on this great machine My name is Dean I'm green I feel like I'm goin' fuckin mean Tell her man, please fuckin' tell her I love her fuckin' fella That's right, I'm a homo sexual But not in that way (I actually like vagina quite a bit) I am a proud owner of a microwave Cause I've got so much fuckin microrage I will take your eyes Better make sure you don't touch the skies My ass (Is ass) It owes me so much fuckin cash I feel like it's like a fuckin cycle Recycled by the cycle of the sea With me (Break it down, break it down now, man) (you got a little cock?) (You got a little cock?) (Cock and blowjob, cock and blowjob) I tried to be a crackhead But I had to fail because I had to go to bed And it tried to hurt so much to me But I fuckin, I had to flee To the flea market, downstairs There's a lady there trying to repair My car, my Uh, my Uh, my Uh Hey man, I'm not here to stay I'm here to go away Cause I wanna don't be here In my arms I got a guitar It's a Fender 69' from 1968 I bought it on the flea market downstairs And it has many signs of needing repair But I didn't repair it cause I thought it was fine And then the neck snapped and I thought it was mine But I told you Oh, my guitar's neck snapped I didn't know what to do So I told you what to do My dick attached to my liver And it turned into a sky man And the sky man said to me: ''You've got to be free'' So I said to him, that's not true, you bitch I got a fuckin clit in my ass cheek, bitch I need to eat some mozzarella and cheese Mozzarella and cheese, I need it on my ass Cause I got to be ''E'' Deprassed I'm a depressed man with many repressed emotions Cause I got so many fucked up devotions Just goin' trough the motions My dad told me that I've never seen the ocean ''I wanna see the ocean'' But then again it's really okay I don't know how to do it, anyway Sex is hard and so is masturbation And i'm thinkin' about hiring some kind of strange sensation To my life, to my life, to my life I'll open a beer and die.
13.
Cars 02:55
I've watched the car movie many times I want you to refrain Sex is bad, Christianity wins in all situations of the world This is a generic song (Fuck you) Damn son, you sound like you don't like to go to school Why is that, please explain to me, I don't understand you, I don't understand your generation at all, when I went to school, I learnt so much about the world, but it seems like you kids just Hate school (I hate school and educating myself) We hate school We hate school I'm so sad and lonely I haven't sexted a girl in a long time I'm gonna go to the school and make some friends Harass some girls You know that I uh The system is not working It's said to be established hundreds of years ago, yet It stays the same So why is it the same? When we have technologically progressed in a very short amount of time Why is it the same? Why is it the same? Please I watched the car movie many times, i want you to refrain I like the frames of your glasses, they make me so horny.
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Woo ehh u eeh Woo ehh u eeh Woo ehh u ehh Eeeh eeh u Eeeh eeh u Eeh eeh u? Eeh eeh u?

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released August 16, 2021

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Negative Titty Zimbabwe

the sophistication of the tree stump is an explorer's dream when he ceases to find fruitcakes to eat. luckily the explorer will cry out in pain: "I am a printer, I am a printer, I am a printer, I am a printer, I am a printer, I am a printer."

He died a painful death.
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