1. |
Clip Those Nails
01:03
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This is a song about clipping nails
Doing all those things
This is a song about clipping nails
Doing everything
Makin' 'em shorter
Making 'em longer
Making 'em shorter
All the time
This is a song about clipping nails
Doing everything
This is a song about flippin' tails
Flipping all night long
Makin' 'em longer
Makin' 'em shorter
Makin' 'em longer
Makin' 'em shorter
Makin' 'em longer
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2. |
Mental Breakdown
00:14
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Break it down now
Break it down now now
Break it up
Break it down
You got a little cock, you got a little mom
I don't even care about your song
You should look at your bum
Cause it's kinda hairy as fuck
I just want you to pet your pet
I don't know what the fuck i just said
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3. |
Jim Carey
02:08
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I don't know how far I'll go in life
(Shit man, What am I doing? Shit)
I just want you to know that I want to die
Lick my pussy
(Shit if you insist)
(You're like the new Frank Zappa, man)
(Shit, he is, man)
Sometimes I go down to the city and I go down
I touch my dick in public
I touch my dick in public
Break it down now
Break it down now
Breaking it down
Break it down now, do you?
Break it? Breaking it down, man?
You know how to break it down?
Breaking it down, breaking it down down
Breaking it down, breaking it down down
Break my dick, break my dick
Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d
Breaking it down
Cock and blowjob
(残酷な天使のように )
Breaking my dick
Jazz
Dum dum dum dum dum dum
(Oooh)
(We are all together)
Bring a mop, bring a pussy for this wet ass bucket
But then, something's wrong
There's some whores in this house
ARG!
(Jesus when we die, we will see your hearts)
(I'm gonna fuck this bitch)
(When we die, we will live forever, Jesus, we will live forever)
(The entire continent of Sweden, it's a country! It's a country! It's a... Cunt.. try)
(Today we sat down in front of my plague, he touched my knee)
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4. |
Gabriel Iglesias
01:04
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Hey baby girl
Look at me in my marble(y) little eye
(YEAH""!)
Let me tell you a little secret about me...
I don't sleep
Without my shoes on
(I don't sleep without my shoes on)
That's a crazy fact about me
They call me the ''Shoe-taker''
Cause I take shoes at night
I take the shoes at night
I drink juice at night
I need food at night
Sometimes I think about my toes!
Thank you, thank you
What's up with women and all the things that they do, I mean, really?
What's going on?
You guys gotta get your own show
Stop stealing the spotlight
Get outta this country
Get outta this country right now
I'm gonna tell your mother, what you've done,
All the things on Instagram
(Ooh baby, give 'em the doggone clap
If you suck my pussy, baby I'll suck your dick
I'll do it to you honey, hell I'll make you shit
Ooh baby, give 'em the doggone clap
Cause I can do it to you honey, until the cows come home)
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5. |
Fellatio
02:11
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Ooh aah ooh aah ooh
Fellatio can be sexually arousing to both participants
(Baby girl)
and may lead to orgasm
(I love you)
Most countries do not have laws banning the practice of Fellatio
(Let me get a little taste of that ice cream)
Cock and balls torture, penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles.
Most countries do not have laws banning the practice of fellatio, though some cultures may consider it taboo. People may also refrain from engaging in fellatio due to personal preference,
(Roo too too, roo too too, i'm a printer, i'm a printer)
Negative feelings, or sexual inhibitions. Commonly, people do not view oral se-
Girl you tried
Girl you tried to hide
But I want you to suck inside
Your blowjob
Your blowjob is killing me so I'll see you in court
Your blowjob is killing me so I'll see you in court
If you try to hide
I wanna kill you
Feel you from the inside
I wanna fuck you till the cows come home
I'm a bitch from Baltimore
I'm a bitch from Baltimore
I'm a bitch from Baltimore
And I try to be a sailor
But I couldn't sail this dick
And I want you to feel it
Deep inside my clit
But my clit was too small and my printer was gone
Out of ink
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6. |
Shrimp
03:03
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Let's go on a date
You and me baby
Let us suck some shrimp
(What?)
The deep, deep feeling of pain in the legs
And my heart, baby's aching for you
You've got an ass like an alligator
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Yeah my heart keeps singin' and ringin' the blues
And I've lost somebody else's shoes
And I don't know if it'll be okay
(Absolutely not)
(It will not be okay)
If I say is a date okay
(No, man)
And I wanna suck some shrimp with you, babe
Let's go on a date
You and me baby
Let us suck some shrimp
The deep, deep feeling of pain in the legs
Let's go on a date, you and me baby
Let us suck some shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp
(There are many variations in the ways different types of shrimp look and behave. Even within the core group of caridean shrimp, the small delicate Pederson's shrimp)
shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp
Shrimp are characterized big asymmetrical claws
Shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp
Hello
I am drinking wine tonight
(Hello)
How are you doing? It's at night
It's 3am, I'm feeling like a, like a real master of, of.. Masterism
(A real master of masterism?)
I don't know how far I'll go in life
(Let's go on a date, you and me, baby)
I just want you to know that I want to die
This wine is great, I bought it to make Lasagna but now I'm just drinking it
I'm not an alcoholic, I promise
(Lick my pussy)
I drink wine, like... once a month
That's a lie lie lie
That's a lie lie lie
(Zimbabwe)
But I couldn't be a sailor, yeah
And I want it to be
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7. |
Panties
02:10
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Baby, your dick is hangin' out of your panties
So maybe lick on this gravy
I've got plenty ravens
In my cage, oh baby
Baby the little bodies in my ass are tightening the hole
You gotta get that rope to pull it out
I've got plenty little holes in my leg hole
I'm gonna play Minecraft with my little friend from Germany
I've got spunk from them hairs
I'm a bitch from Baltimore
Baby
You dick is hanging out of your panties
(Woo)
I see that face lookin' like mayonnaise
(Woo)
I wanna taste/eat that mayonnaise
(Green)
Oh baby
Baby my green thumb is stuck on your nose
And I don't know how to control it
I gotta get that green red, pull it out
(Yesterday, my mother told me about the concept of sex, I thought it was disgusting, so I turned away)
I've got many microwave on my red farm
I'm gonna play food with my green friend, Mason
Whom I've met at in the charge of the wisdom teeth
There's a word to the wisdom tooth out there
It's green and it looks like a... machine?
(I'm a printer, I'm a printer, I'm a printer)
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8. |
Room 446
02:12
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Big pussy piss in the sky of red
I wanna sit in your pussy bed
Big pussy piss in the sky of green
I wanna see your great machine
Lick my pussy, lick my pussy
Lick lick lick lick lick my pussy
Ah you
Big pussy in the sky machine
(Living)
Let me see that pussy clean
(Crustation)
Let me be your pussy cat
I wanna sit on your pussy bed
(I don't know what I'll do)
Lick my pussy, lick my pussy
(with your situation)
Lick lick lick lick lick lick ick lick lick lick ick lick lick lick ick lick lick lick
ick lick lick lick ick lick lick lick
(You're like the new Frank Zappa, man)
Lick that pussy 446, I wanna be that
I wanna be your big ass dick, suck me
Tom's got an eyelash in his eye, eyelash in his eye
Tom's got an eyelash in his eye, eyelash in his eye
I've got an eyelash in my eye, yeah
I've got an eyelash in my eye, yeah
I've got an eyelash in my eye, yeah
(Ah)
Big pussy piss in the sky of red
Jazz
I wanna sit in your pussy bed
Jazz
Big pussy green in the sky of
Machine
(Machine)
Jazz
(Jazz, dude)
Jazz
Jazz
Jazz
(Baby mama)
Jazz
There's some eyelashes in your eye
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9. |
Titolies
03:16
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Damn that bitch just straight up shaking her ass
She's just straight up shaking her ass
She's just, straight up shaking her
Ass
She's just shaking her ass
(Why does it fit so well?)
(I'm a storyteller, man)
Ass ass ass de dass
Ass ass ass de dass
(Damn that bitch is straight up going downstairs)
(She's going downstairs, eeh)
Titty titty bang, oh! That's too quiet
This is a sound of my penis hitting your face
This is the sound of my titty in your race
(The human race)
Green green green green
Red red red red
Green green green green
Blue blue blue blue
Rragi? Rragi? Rra-
Titty titty titty titty titty
Titty titty dee dee dee dee
Like, to be born as someone that fuckin sucks at everything
But this thing, you can't find a job and it's like
''Hey man, fuck you, dude''
''I suck at everything, I hate myself, I hate that I am this way, it sucks''
Damn that bitch is going downstairs
She's going downstairs
She's gonna open up that fridge
She's gonna eat that
And you just wanna be someone else really bad
You wanna be someone who doesn't have any interest in artistic expression
Someone who can just work a normal fuckin job
Someone who can just work a 9-5 and be happy
And it can just, you know
Drink a beer in a bar and be fine, you know
Let that be their fuckin... expression
But for someone who doesn't need to reach that top of the pyramid
You know, of self expression
And, uh...
I-it just, it's, it's... but then, again.
You can't change it
That's the worst part of earth
Is you can't change anything
You're powerless
You carry no impact
And it... it just really sucks
And you know, sometimes
Maybe it's... maybe it'll feel better to just get drunk and forget about everything
And maybe that's just the truth
Maybe sometimes you just need to fuckin' die, you know...
For a couple hours to just feel something again afterwards.
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10. |
The Pain
01:07
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The pain in my ass
Is
More
Than I expected
My ass is in pain
and I don't wanna go down to your heart
The pain in my dick
I'm cumming
Oh suck my balls
Oh suck my balls, yeah
Relieve the pain
Relieve the pain, yeah
I like when you suck my balls
Suck my balls, yeah.
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11. |
Grand Ol' Dessert
00:57
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Baby girl, you look like someone who's been out
For a long time
Baby, baby you look like a fruit
Cannibal
So come to my cannibal house
Where I cook
Myself
As a grand ol' dessert
Grand ol' dessert
Grand ol' dessert
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12. |
Homo Sexual
03:26
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I'm sittin' in my house and I'm trapped and captured
Got a little ketchup bottle in a rapture
I don't know what to capture with my camera
It's blue and it's green
All the little captures on this great machine
My name is Dean
I'm green
I feel like I'm goin' fuckin mean
Tell her man, please fuckin' tell her
I love her fuckin' fella
That's right, I'm a homo sexual
But not in that way
(I actually like vagina quite a bit)
I am a proud owner of a microwave
Cause I've got so much fuckin microrage
I will take your eyes
Better make sure you don't touch the skies
My ass
(Is ass)
It owes me so much fuckin cash
I feel like it's like a fuckin cycle
Recycled by the cycle of the sea
With me
(Break it down, break it down now, man)
(you got a little cock?)
(You got a little cock?)
(Cock and blowjob, cock and blowjob)
I tried to be a crackhead
But I had to fail because I had to go to bed
And it tried to hurt so much to me
But I fuckin, I had to flee
To the flea market, downstairs
There's a lady there trying to repair
My car, my Uh, my Uh, my Uh
Hey man, I'm not here to stay I'm here to go away
Cause I wanna don't be here
In my arms I got a guitar
It's a Fender 69' from 1968
I bought it on the flea market downstairs
And it has many signs of needing repair
But I didn't repair it cause I thought it was fine
And then the neck snapped and I thought it was mine
But I told you
Oh, my guitar's neck snapped
I didn't know what to do
So I told you what to do
My dick attached to my liver
And it turned into a sky man
And the sky man said to me:
''You've got to be free''
So I said to him, that's not true, you bitch
I got a fuckin clit in my ass cheek, bitch
I need to eat some mozzarella and cheese
Mozzarella and cheese, I need it on my ass
Cause I got to be
''E''
Deprassed
I'm a depressed man with many repressed emotions
Cause I got so many fucked up devotions
Just goin' trough the motions
My dad told me that I've never seen the ocean
''I wanna see the ocean''
But then again it's really okay
I don't know how to do it, anyway
Sex is hard and so is masturbation
And i'm thinkin' about hiring some kind of strange sensation
To my life, to my life, to my life
I'll open a beer and die.
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13. |
Cars
02:55
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I've watched the car movie many times
I want you to refrain
Sex is bad, Christianity wins in all situations of the world
This is a generic song
(Fuck you)
Damn son, you sound like you don't like to go to school
Why is that, please explain to me, I don't understand you, I don't understand your generation at all, when I went to school, I learnt so much about the world, but it seems like you kids just
Hate school
(I hate school and educating myself)
We hate school
We hate school
I'm so sad and lonely I haven't sexted a girl in a long time
I'm gonna go to the school and make some friends
Harass some girls
You know that I uh
The system is not working
It's said to be established hundreds of years ago, yet
It stays the same
So why is it the same?
When we have technologically progressed in a very short amount of time
Why is it the same? Why is it the same?
Please
I watched the car movie many times, i want you to refrain
I like the frames of your glasses, they make me so horny.
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14. |
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Woo ehh u eeh
Woo ehh u eeh
Woo ehh u ehh
Eeeh eeh u
Eeeh eeh u
Eeh eeh u?
Eeh eeh u?
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Negative Titty Zimbabwe
the sophistication of the tree stump is an explorer's dream when he ceases to find fruitcakes to eat. luckily the explorer
will cry out in pain: "I am a printer, I am a printer, I am a printer, I am a printer, I am a printer, I am a printer."
He died a painful death.
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